Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”.
What’s my mother going to do?
Short joke 👇
I just got my doctor’s test results and I’m really upset about it. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
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