I came, I clicked,
I got fired from the sperm bank yesterday.
Apparently you’re not allowed to nudge the nearest co-worker and say, “get a load of this guy” every time someone walks in.
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
- A charity worker stopped me in the street and asked if I fancied taking part in a marathonโฆ
- The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, โShe’s beautiful, isn’t she?โโฆ
- A guy walks into a bar and orders a rum and coke, but the bartender hands him an appleโฆ
- My wife beamed at me with pride and said, โWow! I never thought our son would go that far!โโฆ
- Jack goes to his buddy Bobโฆ
- My girlfriend broke up with me for being too โun-Americanโโฆ