I was applying for Australian citizenship and the interviewer asked, “Do you have a criminal record?”…

I came, I clicked,

I was applying for Australian citizenship and the interviewer asked, “Do you have a criminal record?”
I said, “No. Is that still required?”

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

Fahrenheit is how people feel.
Celsius is how water feel.
Kelvin is how molecules feel.

It’s messed up that couch sleepy never directly translates to bed sleepy.