I was applying for Australian citizenship and the interviewer asked, “Do you have a criminal record?”…

I came, I clicked,

I was applying for Australian citizenship and the interviewer asked, “Do you have a criminal record?”
I said, “No. Is that still required?”

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

I’m done with Self Care.
It’s time for Others Harm.

A vegan said to me, “people who sell meat are gross!”
I said, “people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.”