- What would George Washington do if he were alive today?
- Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.
Short joke 👇
- Why did it take the police so long to show up to Capitol Hill on January 2021?
- Because they had to go home and change first.
More jokes 👇
- Violence is not the answer…
- To every problem there is a right solution, a Java solution, a PHP solution and one that uses regex
- Hiring a dev because of their skills with a library is like hiring someone to drive your wife to the maternity ward because they rock at GTA
- If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally dead
- Two scientists walk into a bar…
- 7up are going to introduce a new drink called F5 which is more refreshing