Give a man a shirt, and he’ll wear it once…

I came, I clicked,

Give a man a shirt, and he’ll wear it once
Tell a man he looks good in it, and he’ll wear it for a lifetime

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

I wanted to post a joke about Sodium but I was like Na, people won’t understand.

You know the difference between a Range Rover and a porcupine?: A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

More jokes 👇

An Irish dad calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing…
Everyone knows Alan Turing who cracked Enigma codes…
I was telling a girl I met in a bar last night about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born on just by feeling her tits…
A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank…
My BDSM community took me to court for not being hardcore enough…
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost…