When a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned…

I came, I clicked,

When a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned.
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.

🍆Sex

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

Porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.

My girlfriend just emailed me.
She said, “thespacebuttonisbrokenonmylaptop.canyougivemeanalternative”

Does anyone know what “ternative” mean?

More jokes 👇

Jehovah’s Witnesses don’t celebrate Halloween…
As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter……
What do exploding pandas eat? …
A woman joins a country club and when she hears the guys talking about their golf round, she says…
Girl: “Forgive me father for I have sinned…
I guess China finally got what they want…