Did you hear Mary Poppins stopped wearing lipstick whilst giving head? …

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Did you hear Mary Poppins stopped wearing lipstick whilst giving head?: Apparently the super colour fragile lipstick makes the dicks atrocious.

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Swallow, bitch! There are people starving in Africa.

The new sex position is called Brexit:
It’s when you promise to pull out but you don’t.

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