Did you hear Mary Poppins stopped wearing lipstick whilst giving head? …

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Did you hear Mary Poppins stopped wearing lipstick whilst giving head?: Apparently the super colour fragile lipstick makes the dicks atrocious.

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Crazy how dudes can hold back tears for a lifetime but cum in thirty seconds.

—I’m a Ninja!
—No, you’re not!
—Did you see me do that?
—Do what?
—Exactly.

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