I came, I clicked,
My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I’m paid to travel.
My dates never seem too happy when I tell them I’m a bus driver.
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
- Forget everything you learned in collegeโฆ
- My wife has kicked me out of the house because of my bad Arnold Scharzenegger impressionsโฆ
- Wife was cleaning 12 year old son’s bedroomโฆ
- A sperm cell contains about 37โฆ
- What’s the difference between EA and my uncle? โฆ
- Two Canadians die and end up in Hellโฆ