If robbers ever broke into my house and start searching for money, I’d just laugh and search with them

I came, I clicked,

If robbers ever broke into my house and start searching for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

If I had a nickel for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like “why do I keep getting all these fucking nickels?”