There are three types of showers:
- Quick body wash
- Hair and body wash
- Stare at the wall thinking about how you are going to solve all the world problems until the hot water runs out.
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
- I love how bank transfers are the canonical database transaction example when banks take days to execute them and allow dirty reads the entire time
- Virtual meetings are basically modern seances…
- “If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style…
- I’m programming so that one day I have enough money to focus on my real passion: programming
- Box: meow…
- He keeps texting me, saying “busy with COD” what does this fish have that i don’t?