“The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the Axe for the Axe was clever and convinced the Trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them”…

I came, I clicked,

The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the Axe for the Axe was clever and convinced the Trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them

Turkish Proverb

💭Thoughts

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

W.C. Fields

Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will spend hundreds of dollars on equipment he will use twice a year.

More jokes 👇

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