I came, I clicked,
I just burned 1200 calories.
I forgot the pizza in the oven
Short joke 👇
Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50
Getting home to find they’ve forgotten one of your dishes.
More jokes 👇
- If you say the radius of a pizza is “z” and its thickness is “a” — The volume of the pizza will be calculated by `pi*z*z*a`
- Follow me on Instagram, I’ll buy you an imaginary ice cream cone
- My password is the last 5 digits of π
- Learn to code
- Old people who can fix cars, make clothes and build furniture think young people are good at technology because they can click on a picture
- I divide my officers into four classes; the clever, the lazy, the industrious, and the stupid…