“Don’t forget the message”
Uh, no wait. That wasn’t the message.
Short joke 👇
You want to know how old you really feel?
Stop drinking caffeine and popping ibuprofen. then, just wait.
More jokes 👇
- Here is to another year pretending I like you people!
- You make me wish I had more middle fingers
- It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety
- Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it
- All my friends have birthdays this year
- When you breathe, you inspire