I came, I clicked,
Actress Natalie Portman is pregnant. The last time that happened, we had an evil Galactic Empire, Two Death Stars, and Jar Jar Binks.
Short joke 👇
THERAPIST: what do we say when we’re afraid of getting out of bed?
ME: “for Frodo”
THERAPIST nodding: for Frodo.
More jokes 👇
- The next iPhone update includes several autocorrection fixes
- I’ve decided that today was gonna be a good day
- To triple 1034482758620689655172413793, simply move the final 3 to the front
- 2011 is the sum of 11 CONSECUTIVE prime numbers…
- In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice…
- Doesn’t “expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected?