I came, I clicked,
- Is the glass half full or half empty?
- Don’t care, half’s not enough! Gimme the bottle!
Short joke 👇
- What do you call a drunk guy trying to start his car?
- An Uber. Friends don’t let friends drive drunk.
More jokes 👇
- Work It Harder…
- The world hates change, yet it is the only thing that has brought progress
- Tick tick tick
- Attack a single man freedom, no one cares, attack the banks, the world goes in panic
- LaTeX presents a welcome change from WYSIWYG
- Time is nature’s way of keeping everything from happening at once