When C++ is your hammer, everything starts to look like your thumb.
Short joke 👇
When I was growing up,
# was pound, not hashtag
Good thing it changed, since “pound metoo” would’ve been sending the wrong message.
More jokes 👇
- Lord_Voldemort : Yo Mamma is so fat, wingardium leviosa couldn’t lift her
- Put Haskell on your resume even if you don’t know it
- The main idea of “Inception”: if you run a VM inside a VM inside a VM inside a VM, everything will be very slow
- First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win
- Fighting for peace is like fucking for virgin
- Man, **** censorship