Lord_Voldemort : Yo Mamma is so fat, wingardium leviosa couldn’t lift her.
Short joke 👇
Call a girl beautiful 1,000 times and she won’t think twice…
Call a girl fat once and she’ll always remember.
Because elephants never forget.
More jokes 👇
- During sex…
- So Apple hates boobs, AND farts? Why does anybody like that shitty company?
- Sometimes I write a letter on paper with a pen then burn it laughing about how Google must be crying over information it will never index
- When C++ is your hammer, everything starts to look like your thumb
- A man who has committed a mistake and doesn’t correct it is committing another mistake
- There is a saying in France that the higher a monkey climbs, the more he shows his bottom