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A KGB agent goes to a library and sees an old Jewish man reading a book.
โ€œWhat are you reading, old man?โ€ he asks.
โ€œI’m learning Hebrew, comrade,โ€ replies the old Jew.

The KGB agent asks, โ€œWhat are you learning Hebrew for? You know it takes years to get a permission to travel to Israel? You will die before you get one.โ€
โ€œI’m learning Hebrew for when I go to heaven so I can speak with Moses and Abraham,โ€ replies the old man.
โ€œHow do you know you’re going to heaven? What if you go to hell?โ€ asks the KGB agent.
โ€œI already speak Russian.”