I came, I clicked,
Swallow magnets to become attractive.
Short joke ๐
More jokes ๐
- If theyโll cheat for you, theyโll cheat on you
- The internet is full of cats because dog people actually go outside
- If you need to cover a smell fast, cook bacon
- I found out long ago that when you look at the overall task, the cathedral you have to build, it looks so daunting that you just give up and sit down and play a video game
- So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where theyโre already met?
- Unless youโre over 60, you werenโt promised flying carsโฆ