I came, I clicked,
I’ve spent years building up a tolerance to laxatives. Just in case.
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
- Man, **** censorship
- The worst moment at proctology college is the first time the instructor says, “Okay, everyone partner up
- First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win
- Guys only have two moods: Hungry and horny, so if he’s not asking for sex, make him a sandwich
- God creates dinosaursโฆ
- Have spent morning testing Stephen Fry’s gender theories by asking random women for sexโฆ He’s right! They’re just not interested