I came, I clicked,
I got thrown out of math class today.
The teacher asked me “If I gave you $20 and you gave $5 to Katie, $5 to Claire and $5 to Laura, what would you have?”
Apparently, 3 blowjobs and enough left for a kebab wasn’t the answer…
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