What’s the difference between a rimshot and a rimjob? …

I came, I clicked,

What’s the difference between a rimshot and a rimjob?: One goes ba dum tiss, the other is da bum kiss.

🍆Sex

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

I lent my umbrella to a hot girl yesterday.

That takes the number of girls I’ve made wet this year to -1

I take Viagra for my sun burn…
It doesn’t cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs when I sleep.

More jokes 👇

I’m a 5G installation engineer and people are constantly accusing me with bizarre conspiracy theories, such as how 5G is giving them headaches, or killing their sperm…
Superman is out flying and sees Wonder Woman naked on a rooftop with her legs wide open and moaning in delight…
How does a Flat Earther travel the world? …
We were having sex the other night and to my surprise my wife started punching me in the face…
I think, I’m going to lose my drivers license and all just because of a stupid police officer…
A Hindu, a Rabbi, and a Jehovah’s Witness are lost…