I asked my masseuse if it was normal to get an erection during my massage…

I came, I clicked,

I asked my masseuse if it was normal to get an erection during my massage
He said it was perfectly normal. I said, “Ok, but could you at least stop bumping it into me?”

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer.
Wait. Never mind. That wasn’t my waiter.

My daughter asked me how stars die. “Usually an overdose,” I told her.

More jokes 👇

Did you know if you hold your ear up to a strangers leg, you can actually hear them say “what the fuck are you doing?
A Jewish man decides his son isn’t religious enough, so pays for him to go visit Israel…
Why are circumsized penises so popular among Jewish girls? …
An airplane was about to crash…
A college professor noticed that one of his students, Dave, started gaining lots of female attention…
I can count on one hand how many times I have been to Chernobyl…