I came, I clicked,
My lesbian neighbours asked me to help them conceive a child recently
They said they wouldn’t mind if we did it the old fashioned way as they weren’t man haters!
For six months now we’ve been trying but I just don’t have the heart to tell them I had a vasectomy last year.
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