My lesbian neighbours asked me to help them conceive a child recently…

I came, I clicked,

My lesbian neighbours asked me to help them conceive a child recently
They said they wouldn’t mind if we did it the old fashioned way as they weren’t man haters!

For six months now we’ve been trying but I just don’t have the heart to tell them I had a vasectomy last year.

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A random joke?

Short joke 👇

Porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.

Which one doesn’t belong: eggs, your wife, or a blow job?: The blow job. You can beat your eggs and your wife but you can’t beat a blow job.

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