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A man accidentally elbows a woman’s boob as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby.
The man apologizes profusely and says, “if your heart is as soft as your breasts, I know you’ll forgive me.”
To which the woman replied, “If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 318.”