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A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport.
โThank you honey,โ she says, โIs there anything I can bring back for you?โ
He laughs, and says, โAn Italian girl!โ
When the conference is over, he meets her up at the airport and asks, โHow was the trip?โ
โVery good,โ she replies.
โAnd what happened to my present?โ
โWhich present?โ she asks.
โThe one I asked for - an Italian girl!โ
โOh, that. I did what I could. We’ll just have to wait nine months to see if it’s a girl.โ
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