I came, I clicked,
I arrived early to the restaurant. The manager said do you mind waiting a bit?
I said no.
Good, he said. Take these drinks to table nine.
Short joke 👇
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- Wearing crocs is like getting a blowjob from a guyโฆ
- As I get older and remember all the people I’ve lost along the way, I think to myself: maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me
- A panda spent the night in bed with a prostituteโฆ
- A lion would never drive while drunkโฆ
- I’m done being a people pleaserโฆ
- Your mom is so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter “O”โฆ