I stabbed a vampire, beat zombies to death and killed devil itself…

I came, I clicked,

I stabbed a vampire, beat zombies to death and killed devil itself…
my wife rushes through the room and shouts, “YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE THEM CANDIES, FRANK”

👫Man and woman

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

knock knock who’s there?: well it’s not your fucking parents because they don’t knock.

Anybody on here with knowledge regarding noisy dishwashers?
I’ve tried flowers, chocolate and wine, but she’s still whining.

More jokes 👇

A panda spent the night in bed with a prostitute…
It’s a five minute walk from my house to the pub…
Genie: You have 3 wishes…
Gay people have no excuse to have a bad fashion sense…
Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob are sitting in a bar, enjoying beers…
A lion would never drive while drunk…