Astronaut 1: “I can’t find any milk for my coffee”…

I came, I clicked,

Astronaut 1: “I can’t find any milk for my coffee”
Astronaut 2: “In space no-one can. Here, use cream”

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

Crazy how dudes can hold back tears for a lifetime but cum in thirty seconds.

“Remember: Satan was the first to demand equal rights”.

Not sure if this is anti-equals right, or pro-Satan.

More jokes 👇

If I had a nickel for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like “why do I keep getting all these fucking nickels?”
A naked man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back…
The boss of a mining company is trying to decide which of his three sons to promote…
At the parole hearing, the officer asked, “Tell me, why should you be released early?”…
Donald Trump met with the Queen of England, and politely asked her, “Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?”…
A child asks his father what “gay” means…