The nurse at the sperm bank asked me if I’d like to masturbate in the cup…

I came, I clicked,

The nurse at the sperm bank asked me if I’d like to masturbate in the cup…
I said, “Well, I’m pretty good, but I don’t think I’m ready to compete just yet.”

👨‍⚕️Doctor
🍆Sex

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

The new sex position is called Brexit:
It’s when you promise to pull out but you don’t.

Saying that Java is nice because it works on every OS is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on every gender.

More jokes 👇

I take Viagra for my sun burn…
Dude explaining how he made his first $10 million…
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table…
The Only Thing Flat-Earthers Fear Is Sphere Itself
What do you call a stolen Tesla? …
What do you call a drunk guy trying to start his car? …