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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps.
Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness.

On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.

The old lady thinks, โ€œI bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.โ€

The blonde thinks, โ€œI bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him.โ€

The Frenchman thinks, โ€œI bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.โ€

The Englishman thinks, โ€œI can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again.โ€