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President Trump is walking out of the White House towards his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims his gun.
A Secret Service agent, new on the job, shouts โMickey Mouse!โ This startles the would be assassin and he is captured. Later, the Secret Service agent’s supervisor asks him, โWhy the hell did you shout Mickey Mouse?โ
Blushing, the agent replies, โI got nervous. I meant to shout… Donald, duck!โ
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