A man accepts a job in a village with no women
Once there, he asks a local:
— There is really no women here?
— So... How do you guys do when you need to have sex?
— There is a donkey close to the river for that.
The man tries to ignore and go home, where he can see the river and therefore, the donkey. After months in that village, every day the donkey seemed a little more attractive, so one day when a few other men asked him if he'd like to go to the donkey with them, he accepts. When he is close to the donkey, the man puts down his pants and one of the other locals yells:
— What you doing!?
— Aren't we...? Going to do the donkey thing?
— We going to ride the donkey across the river so we can get to the other village where we can meet women.
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I lent my umbrella to a hot girl yesterday.
That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1
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