I used to smoke pot and go to class.
Sneak in ten minutes late with a bullshit excuse.
Slink down low at my desk. Pray to god nobody asked me any questions.
I was the best teacher ever.
Short joke 👇
My neighbour just got arrested for growing weed
I guess my property line isn’t where I thought it was
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