I came, I clicked,
My hot flight attendant asked how I like my coffee.
Trying to sound cool, I told her I like my coffee like I like my women.
And that’s when she told me “That’s cute honey, but the coffee’s free. You don’t have to pay for it here!”
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
- I know I can’t have your virginity, but can I play with the box it came in?
- This girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or somethingโฆ
- law professor: you’re currently failing your ethics classโฆ
- You think Chewbacca had a human dick or one of those red rocket things like dogs have? โฆ
- I always keep a loaded gun on my nightstand in the event of an intruder, so I can shoot myself to avoid meeting new people
- An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with themโฆ