I came, I clicked,




My hot flight attendant asked how I like my coffee.
Trying to sound cool, I told her I like my coffee like I like my women.
And thatโs when she told me โThatโs cute honey, but the coffeeโs free. You donโt have to pay for it here!โ
Short joke ๐
More jokes ๐
- I know I canโt have your virginity, but can I play with the box it came in?
- This girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or somethingโฆ
- law professor: youโre currently failing your ethics classโฆ
- You think Chewbacca had a human dick or one of those red rocket things like dogs have? โฆ
- I always keep a loaded gun on my nightstand in the event of an intruder, so I can shoot myself to avoid meeting new people
- An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with themโฆ