More jokes 👇

• Due to company password policy we will be requiring all staff who get an iPhone to have their face surgically altered every 90 days
• `230 - 220 x 0…
• When you quit your job to start your own business, you just substitute depression for anxiety
• lol my boss just called me into his office and told me I’ve been spending too much time on stupid websites…
• Remember in the 90s to get online you had to murder a robot each time, and it would scream and scream until its death powered your internet
• In a real life rock-paper-scissors fight, paper isn’t great