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A prostitute standing outside a motel in a small town saw a 70+ year old man walking past.
She hasnโt had a customer for a while so she whistles at him and says, โHey, would you like to have some fun time with me?โ
The old man said, โBut I wonโt be able toโฆโ
Prostitute: โCโmon manโฆ. give it a tryโฆ โ
Old man says okay. They go in. The old man whips out his dick and fucks the daylights out of her for 30 minutes.
When heโs done, the prostitute all exhausted and tired says, โBut you said you wonโt be able toโฆโ
โโฆpay you.โ replied the old man.
Short joke ๐
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